For this week’s Music Monday I took a tune by my buddy’s band Bleaog and threw down some DOPE lyrics over it. I could be wrong but I am pretty sure this is the first time Eric Meyer and Jeffrey Zeldman have ever been mentioned in a rap. I’m using the term “rap” very loosely here by the way.
Listen to the song here:
And if you are interested, here are the lyrics:
stacks in front
usb around back
plug in the cable with the label
or connect on the WAP
data transfer
fast like cancer
cause we didn’t want to chance ‘er
802.11b or bluetooth is the answer
MySQL is lethal
explosive like torpedos
I smell like I was homeless like chili-cheese fritos
Reboot reload refresh your code
viewing my source is like looking at gold (X4)
Reboot to the level
shout at the devil
whining on the mic like my name was Aaron Neville
I’ve got the ill styles like my name was Top Lite
Cascading like Niagra falls
my barrel has its top tight
And when it’s time to shop online I’m rocking New Egg all night
My rhyming is in Teras and your rhymes are simple kilobytes
I’d like to thank Bill Gates for all he did for us
I print so many documents you’d think I own the forest
I can delete the recycle bin like I was chuck Norris
War driving in your neighborhood in my black Ford Taurus
more divs than a spelling dropout diver
clever with my work-arounds like my name was MacGyver
Reboot reload refresh your code
viewing my source is like looking at gold (X2)
I can C++
like a sailor can cuss
I’m object oriented like chinese on a bus
Head hunters on my tail like my skills were a tusk
my php’s so sexy that I don’t where musk
Too wired on caffeine no time to relax
I’m relentless like a DOS attack
Eric Meyer and Jeff Zeldman are the miggidy macs
Don’t flame me in a forum or your whole crew is wack
Reboot reload refresh your code
viewing my source is like looking at gold (x2)
Reboot to the level
shout at the devil
whining on the mic like my name was Aaron Neville
Reboot to the level
shout at the devil
whining on the mic like my name was Aaron Neville
Reboot reload refresh your code
viewing my source is like looking at gold (x4)
